Friday, March 10, 2006

Toe Sucka

I've done the online dating site thing. I've run into my share of scary, freaky stuff. A friend of mine gets even worse then I do, but she is still on all the sites and then some.

Anyway, I subscribed to MySpace. I don't have a blog there or anything. I entered minimal information (only what was required) to get the account. The only reason I even subscribed was so that I could read and post comments to my friend Roberta's blog.

Her best friend is Eric. He is a very talented up and coming singer/dancer/actor. So imagine my surprise when I opened my e-mail account (via my ISP not MyS) and saw I had a message at MyS from Eric.

Huh? I've never met him.

So I click on the link, log in and what do my horrified eyes see but...

A photo of someone named Eric who is so obviously NOT the Eric I thought it was. This Eric is African American. I can't tell much about his features other than that because he has a white woman's toe in his mouth. Ewwwww. A TOE SUCKER! The photo was taken from the vantage point of the suckee. Holy CRAP!

Included with the photo was a message that consisted of two very long paragraphs. I didn't read them because - EWWWWWWWWWWW!

What in my meager profile indicated that I would be opened to this man sucking my toe/foot? Single and 44 years old doesn't mean I'm THAT desperate.

Disclaimer... I am not a bigot. I also have nothing against people who like to suck toes or have their toes sucked. Whatever makes you happy. I don't have anything against feet either.

1 comment:

Unhinged said...

My ex sucked sucked my big toe once and my bones about popped out of my skin. It's a very freaky sensation. Uncomfortably pleasurable. You should try it at least once in your life.

And ... is the new pink. Everybody's there. (Which is why I'm not.)

Solefully yours,